We find it impossible to lose weight in the summer because we find these incredible foods that have, like, a week’s worth of calories.
Dogs chasing their tails is hilarious, it’s not just a horrible symptom of obsessive canine self-mutilation, anymore!
If our cats acted this cute, we’d throw them a surprise birthday party every day.
When there’s a transportation crisis, families bond together. Just having two wheels is no excuse to be stuck, as long as your family fits together like LEGOs.
Okay, so you didn’t quite make it down to bikini weight this year. Neither did we. At this point we think our bikini would fit better on our husband than ourselves.
We keep in a box in the garage. It’s our excuse for being a hoarder, now get to work
You’ll get practice cleaning garages, and dad will get practice drinking quietly
There is no better way to completely misunderstand the point of monogamy than with a revealing wedding dress.
The number one most fattening thing isn’t ice cream or fried food, it’s ignorance.
For those who live near the coast and can’t take their pets on long vacations, a beach can be the perfect location for daytime getaway.