When we first watched “The Christmas Story,” we’ve wondered if you could really freeze your tongue to a frozen pole. Then we hit puberty and we wondered if Eskimos got stuck together when they French kiss.
It’s hard to babysit and simultaneously quell the head-pounding screams of children with hard alcohol. That’s the only excuse we could think of for these 20 photos of epic babysitting fails:
Unlike their elders, teens can wear whatever they want without the threat of getting fired/covered in baby vomit. But still, looking at the horribly ugly fashion teens wear throughout the years, we are shocked that teen pregnancy is so high.
Sometimes it seems like babies hate you and everyone else. If they didn’t wear diapers they’d fling their poop at everyone, too.
Being a single mom is tough, especially for the sexy single moms. They’re trying to land a dad without being too conspicuous about the whole kid thing. Which is why its the ultimate irony when a kid or two sneaks into a mom’s sexy photos.Here are our favorite 20 photos of moms posing sexy with their kids in [...]
Usually, we don’t laugh at kids when they fall down. But ice makes everything different, for unknown reasons.
While some animals possess the ability to roll snowballs, none of them possess the ability to throw them. None of the ones we threw snowballs at, anyway.
We have no problem leaving our infant children alone with the dogs.
From what we’ve seen stumble out of the woods in the past 500 years, wolves seem far better at raising children than most humans.
Most moms have an innate sense called “nurture,” which makes them realize that doing things such as holding their baby upside down over a river isn’t safe.
To minimize the bone-shaking terror which accompanies most children’s hospital experience, designers go out of their way to make machines and buildings exciting and colorful. There, you’ll find unique pieces of medical equipment that don’t look cold and clinical.
We’re right in the middle of the hectic holiday season. From MLK day to Groundhog’s day to Valentine’s day, people who have children in a school system are very busy buying useless confections/not attending school.
Look, moms, a toilet is not a safe place to store your baby, dog, or cat. We understand that they wedge in there tight and secure, but just trust us on this tip.
All this science fiction-themed playground equipment makes us jealous. When we were kids, all we had to play with was leaves and sticks and our imagination. That and Nintendo, but it was 8-bit so we had to use even more of our imagination.
Making a snowman is way easier to imagine than to do, which explains this gallery of 20 incredibly ugly snowmen.